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this is a collab between Christ01camille, Buster the watchpup, and Nayahcat4438. Please do not edit without permission. This story is off of Buster's Versoin. Enjoy!

If you want to add, ask Christ01camille/Christ*Camille*, Buster the Watchpup/Busterlover, or Nayahcat4438

At Katie's pet parlor, Mia is bathing Humdingers cats

Humdinger: How long does it take to bath kitties?

Harold: Well, there are 6 kitties. But, the longer it takes, the better. Well, better for me.The more time I spend with Mia the better. She is so nice, and kind, and always smells like stawberrys...

Humdinger: I am going to pretend I did not hear that

Mia: Here is 5 of your cats. I'll bath the last one

She drops 5 soaked kitties on Humdingers lap

Humdinger: Why are they still wet??

Mia: *ignores*

Jake comes in, and Mia drops the kitty in the sink, and walk runs to Jake and Everest

Mia: Hey Jake!!!!! How is today? Your knee any better?

Jake: Today is good, and my knee is getting there. My friend is coming from out of town to visit, and his dog, Dipstick will be with him. Can you groom Everest?

Mia: Of course!! Come on. Your gonna look awesome!

Everest: Yip yip Hooray!!!!

Harold: Stupid Jake. What's so good about him. Look at me, I'm Jake, 'hey dude, wassup,' *does a very rude impression of Jake*

Humdinger: ???????

Harold: He is stealing her from me!!!

Katie walks over

Katie: You never asked for us to dry them. Just to bath the kitty's

Harold: How do I tell Mia I love her????

Katie: I-um *sweetest tone* Mia does not like you. she is also a little old for you

Harold: But Jake is like 5 years older then her

Katie: Bruh, they are two years apart. Find somebody else

At Harold's lair

Harold: Stupid Jake, Stupid age, stupid everything!!!!! With Jake gone, Mia will fall for me!! I would get revenge on Katie, and Ryder too!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At Jake's place

Jake and Archie are in one room

Jake is on his bed, with Archie in a sleeping bag, the pups sleeping like boulders

Then, there was a loud THUMP!!!

Archie: Dude, was that a bear, and are bears mega sized here?

Jake: Bears don't sound like that

They get their gear on, and go outside, to see a huge machine

Archie: What the heck?!?!? Is there a nine year old in there????

Harold: Oh poo there is two!!!! Well, I have space in my lair!!

The machine grabs the boys

Jake: What the-?!!?

Archie: Whatbis going on?!?!!?

Then they are dragged of into the unknown

The next day

Mia and Buster are hiking, Mia in her mountain gear

Mia: Cheer up my little baby. This will be fun

Buster: I hate New people, and I don't like Jake

Mia: well that's just mean. He saved me

Buster: so he found a crystal. Anybody could have found that crystal!

Mia: But he did. Plus, I want to meet Archie and Dipstick

Buster: Well, Hedgie, it looks like we are the only ones in their right mind

Mia: humf

She gets to the door, but sees a note

Mia: *reads aloud* Dear Mia. I don't want to be friends anymore. Stay away from me. I am dating Katie now.

~Jake

Mia starts crying, and starts her long way home

Buster: Jake, you just made the worst mistake of your life.

Nayah: What?!

Dash: That does not sound like the Jake we know

Buster: I intend on confronting Jake!!!

Kaia: Buster, this does not seem right. Why would he do that. They are obsessed with each other

Buster: I'm going to look for him

With Jake and Archie

Archie: Dude, what. Is. Happening?

Jake: How would I know???

Archie: This kid seems to hate you

Jake: We have a rough history

Harold: Eh, this hat is so hard to get on!!!

Harold is dressed as Romeo

Jake:...

Archie:......

Harold *recites Romeo and Juliet*

Archie: Are you trying to make everyone think you are insane?

Harold frowns

An hour later, Archie felt something on his leg

Archie: Oh my gosh it's a spider!!!!!!!!!!

Harold: Don't worry, it's not venomous

Archie: Spider!!!!

Jake: are you afraid of spiders?

Archie: They are creepy, they have fangs, and they have WAY too many legs!

Jake: *face palm* dude, I live in a cabin on a mountain. Spiders are commen, and most are fine

Archie: Most?

Jake: there are some bad ones, but this one is OK.

Archie: Are you sure? It's red!

Jake: Yeah, it's a red shell spider. They are completely harmless

Jake is holding his knee

Katie's pet parlor

Ryder is talking to Katie while she grooms Rocky, when Mia comes in

Katie: Are you ok? You always change out of your mountain gear before coming here

Mia: this is why! *she shows the note*

Dear Mia, I don't want to be friends anymore. Stay away from me. I'm dating Katie.

~Jake

Katie: What?!

Ryder: Your dating Jake?!

Katie: What?! No! Give me that *grabs the note*

Katie stares at the note stunned

Ryder: You did note tell me you were dating!!!

Katie: I'm not!!!!!

Mia: He does not want to be my friend because of YOU!!!!!!

Katie: Where did you found this?!

Mia: On Jake's door!!!!

Then she angrily ran out

Katie was done, and Ryder and Rocky walked out

Ryder: I can't believe Katie is dating!

Rocky: But, why was the note on his door? It was as if he knew she would come

Ryder: That is strange...

With Jake and Archie

Jake is holding his knee

Archie: dude...

he sees a crack, and puts his figures under it, and it reveals a control panel

Archie: I can contact help!!!! Who do I call? Police department!!! Fire Department?

Jake: Paw Patrol

Archie: Paw what?

Jake dials a number, and Ryders face appears

Ryder: Paw patrol, what's your emergency

Jake: Harold captured us.

Ryder: Fine. We're on our way

the video stops

Jake: He usully says, no job is too big no pup is too small

Archie: wait-paw???

Jake: Welcome to Adventure Bay

With Mia

Mia is in her room, staring at the ceiling, looking at the note, crying sometimes, and kicking the wall. She put all the photos of her and Jake in a basket, and tossed it in her closet

Mia: What did I do wrong? What did I do to make him hate me?

Somebody knocked on her window, and she opened her blinds, to see Harold dressed as Romeo. She forgot to close her window, so she heard all the lovey-dovey mushy gushy stuff.

She closed her window, closed her blinds, and closed her curtains, then sat on her bed and googled, 'Is it possible to have surgery to forget something' (to forget wat Harold did)

Keilee comes in

Keilee: What happened?

Mia: *Shows note*

Keilee: *Gasp* How dare he?!

Mia: Please don't make a big deal of it. Please

Keilee: Ok. Any idea where he is?

Mia: No, why?

Keilee: HE broke your heart, so I will now break him baby sis

Mia: Ok-Wait-did you just say break!? Please don't!!!! I'l even... *Sigh* I'll call you big sis for a week

Keilee: Wow, you really love him, even though he dumped you

Mia: Yeah, I do.

Keilee: Fine, I won't break him, and you only have to call me big sis for a day

Mia: Thanks

Keilee: Your welcome

Keilee walks out

Buster tried to find Jake, but Jake was nowhere to be found. He and the night patrol searched for hours, but no Jake, or even Archie!

Nayah: ok, something is going on. I'm going to call Zuma

She trys to call Zuma, but he won't pick up. They try to call any of the Paw Patrol, but none of them picked up.

Apollo: Something is wrong

Then, Zuma picked up

Zuma on Pup tag: Hey Night Patrol. Sup dudes!!!

Nayah: Oh thank dog!!!! Something is not right

Zuma: What's not right?

Then Nayah froze

this was not Zuma

Zuma always said w instead of r

Nayah mouthed: This is not him

Zuma: Hello?

Nayah: Um, false alarm. Thought there was a Rockslide, but it was just Dash playing a prank

Dash: Yeah, um Gotcha!!!!

Zuma: ok. Bye

Zuma cut off

Clip: OK, something is DEFINALY wrong

At Harold's lair

Jake sees Ryder, with his hands tied behind him, and a robot taking him away, while the pups were in kennels

Ryder: Heh, you always forget one thing

Harold: What's that?

Zuma: The Night Patrol dude!!!!!

Harold: Yeah, I planned for that.

With the night patrol

they are in Harold's lair, and suddenly, kennels came out of the floor and trapped them

Robots took them kennels to where all the other pups were, and put them is cages

Buster: This is a gross violation of our right!!!!

Zuma: That's wight dude!!!!

Being robots, they did not care

Bosco: where is Ryder?

Chase: we don't know

Marshall: He was taken away to who knows where!!!!

Ryder is tied up in a room, to a chair

Harold: *He is talking to someone on a phone* Yes! I did capture BOTH the patrols!!! I am not lieing!!!! Trust me!!!!

Humdinger on phone: Fine, but if you are lying...

Humdinger hangs up

On Jakes mountain, Mia is searching for the pups, when she comes across a strange looking cave, so she walks in, and bumps into KAtie!

Katie: What are you doing here?!

Mia: What about you?!

Katie: Touche. I was looking for answers

Mia: I thought you were dating Jake!

Katie: Im not because I love Ryder! *Covers her mouth with her hands*

Mia:.... Im sorry. But... what was the note about then?

The floor drops from under them, and they scream as they fall

Harold: *When they drop onto a safty pad* Mia? Katie? What are you doing here?!

Mia: What the- what are YOU doing here!!!!??????

Harold: This is my lair... whant to have dinner?

Mia: Ever since Jake gave me the note, you have been driving me INSANE!!!!! I need to dumb down what I am about to say so your tiny brain can process it. I. DONT. LOVE. YOU.

Harold: *Is heart broken* Fine!!!!! *The girls drop throught the floor, scream, and land in Jake and Archies cell

Jake: Mia, Katie, are you-

Mia: Dont talk to me, you little jerk!!! *She crumples the note and chucks it at Jakes face, and goes to the farthest corner with Mia

Nayah: "Zuma?" Nayah asked slowly. There wasn't a reply. Nayah knew something was off. Zuma always answered her calls. *Zuma walked up to her*

Zuma: "Nayah!" (tackles her)
Nayah: "Get off, you jerk!"

Zuma: What is your deal?!

Buster: Nayah! Off!

Nayah gets off and walks away. 2 hours passed by and everyone was asleep. Except for Buster. Something then went in front of him. It looked like a ninja pup.. With a dark green color. It was Journey!

Buster: *Whispers* Journey! How did you find us?

Journey: Your pup tag silly-WAAAA OOOOHHH!

Journey's rope that was holding her up snapped and she fell in front of him.

Buster: *Unamused* Smooth.. Get us out!

Journey: On it!

She then let Buster out of his cage and they went to go let everyone out. Journey went over to Zuma.

Journey: Zuma... Zuma.....

Zuma: *Half asleep* Ryder... just let me sleep- *Realizes Journey is here* JOURNEY!!!!

Journey: Keep it down. We don't want to attract attention.

But right as she said that she saw a lever and pulled it but it sounded a alarm.

Buster: Real Smooth.

Nayah: *awakens and gets in her gear and pulls off*

With Ryder

HE looks very unhappy, but looks like he remembered something

He shuffles his sleeve a little, and a pocketknife comes out

He tries to cut himself free, but cuts his hand, and drops the knife in surprise, but then yells dang it!

With Mia

Jake unkrinkes the note, and looks surprised

Jake: Where did you find this?!

Mia: Your door, duh. You put it there

Jake: No, I did not. Mia, why would I not want to not be your friend??? Plus, I was a little busy being kidnapped to write and tape a note to my door

Mia:... Wait a minute- the little creep must have done it!!!!

Katie: That would make the most sense

With Ryder

Suddenly, the rooms harsh lights came on, and Ryder saw Humdinger and Harold!!

Ryder: Oh now your gonna get it you little creep!!!!

Humdinger: Yay!! You got Ryder!!!

The kitties come it and make Ryder sneeze

Harold: Yep!! Now you can take over the town in peace!!!

Humdinger does his hippie laugh

Nayah: "Ryder!"

Ryder looked at Nayah and gestured to the ropes. Nayah chewed through them with her teeth.

Humdinger: What- I thought you captured them!!!!!!!!!!

Harold: I did!!!!!!

Humdinger: They dont look captured to me!!!!!

Harold: They were captured!!!!!!

Humdinger: Are you sure?

Harold: YEss!!!

Humdinger: All the way sure???

Harlod: Yess!!!!!

Humdinger: WELL THEY DONT LOOK CAPTURED!!!!!!!

(Ryder does a facepalm)

Journey: What an idioit.

Buster: Wait-Humdinger and Harold!!!!!

The Humdingers were gone!

Ryder: Dang it!!!! *He is hiding his hand* We need to get them!!!

They chase the Humdingers

Harold: Oh Boy!!!!!!

Humdinger: RUN KITTIES!!!!!!

Eventully they arrest the Humdingers, and find the others

Katie: I am so glad you guys saved us, and are alright!!!!

Jake: Im sorry about the note. The demented squirt wrote it

Archie: What just happened?

Ryder: Eh, you got kidnapped

Marshall: Ryder!!! *he sees his hand* I need to treat that. It could get infected!

Nayah: "Zuma?"
Zuma: Hi Nayah.

Marshall treats Ryder's wound.

Buster then jumps into Mia's arms.

Buster: Mom, If that son of a-

Kaia: BUSTER!!

Buster: Demon.. Comes near you again. Let me know. I'll be sure to finish him off.

Mia: He won't. And if he does he can't hurt me. I'm like twice his size and like 5 years younger then me.

Buster: Ok. That is correct.

Ryder walked over the the Night and Paw Patrol. He gave them all treats.

Ryder: Such good pups.

Jake then gave Mia a kiss on the cheek and she blushed.

Buster: I know my team are good pups no if you'll excuse us. The Night Patrol then all fell asleep piled on each other.

Ryder: Ha! At least my pups can stay awake.

Ryder then sees the Paw Patrol asleep and in the sleep pile with the Night Patrol.

Mia: Let them sleep they have been through a lot.

Jake, Mia and Ryder Carrying the pups home: Such good pups.

THE END...

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